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Video: Eminem Dissed with Ass in Face: An MTV Conspiracy?

By EliKen on Friday, May 4th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the cheeky but not insolent, saucy but not impertinent, M&M eating but not Eminem loving offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon,we are digging the bru-ha-ha over (Bruno) Sasha Baron Cohen’’s “junk” in Eminem’s face. Talk about giving somebody shit. The video was yanked last night by Viacom – since is Internet popularity zoomed into [...]

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Saudis Flog Men and Women for Mingling

By EliKen on Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the relationship conducive offices of The Curmudgeon, I don’t discourage mingling between the sexes. Oh, I’d prefer if employees didn’t get to heavily involved with each other, but what are you gonna do? Ban it? Come on, that doesn’t work. Not so in Saudi Arabia, where recently Men and Women were flogged and [...]

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Young Girl Sells Granny on eBay for $3,500

By EliKen on Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 | No Comments

  We try to keep things positive here in The Curmudgeon offices, and grousing, bellyaching, moaning, griping, sniveling, carping, bitching, grumbling, and whining are frowned upon and strictly forbidden. After all, that’s my job. When someone breaks this directive I just want to get rid of them. But I have money invested in these people [...]

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Man Crashes Recliner, Gets DUI for Drunk Driving

By EliKen on Monday, April 30th, 2012 | No Comments

  Here in the cushie offices at The Curmudgeon, we are familiar with comfortable things. Recliner chairs are everywhere.Nice leather jobs with the foot rest that comes up, cup holders and a massage function. We don’t have recliner races in the hallways or anything, but I think we soon will. You probably will too. Of [...]

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Woman Beaten for Singing Karaoke

By EliKen on Sunday, April 29th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the tuneful and musical offices of The Curmudgeon, staff members sport iPods, headphones, portable CD players, advanced music systems in every office, and a juke box in the company pub packed with classics and contemporary music. There is even karaoke on Thursday nights, and all are encouraged to get behind the mike and [...]

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Libel on the Internet: Watch Your Mouth!

By EliKen on Thursday, April 26th, 2012 | No Comments

Or is that “watch your fingers?” Nothing scares us around the offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon more than news of “the man” cracking down on the freedom of speech on the Internet. Not that we have ever disparaged anybody. Well, OK, a few celebrities, but they’re famous and they asked for it. But, you never [...]

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Going to the Prom Pisses Off God

By EliKen on Sunday, April 22nd, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the spiritual but not righteous offices of the Curmudgeon, we are shocked – shocked, I say- that such mind-bending attitudes on Christianity still exist. The “attitude” that I speak of is the notion that dancing, rock music and hand-holding is against God’s wishes. Say what? Oh my God! Not the hand-holding! Beg God’s [...]

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Spying Pigeons in the Middle East

By EliKen on Sunday, April 22nd, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the top secret offices of The Curmudgeon, we are constantly on the lookout for spies. I am particularly suspicious of bugs, expecting them to be little robotic creatures equipped with cameras and recording equipment. This is just the type of corporate espionage some of our competitors would engage in, such as the site [...]

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Doctor Lets Man Die and Steals His Rolex

By EliKen on Saturday, April 21st, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the timely offices of The Curmudgeon, we, meaning myself and the staff, are a time conscious bunch. Not to imply we are slaves to the clock, but I’m pretty sure everyone wears a watch of differing style, expense, and taste. I’m also pretty sure that no one here owns a Rolex, unless you [...]

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Man Flashes, Bus Crashes

By EliKen on Saturday, April 21st, 2012 | No Comments

Here in The Curmudgeon edifice, we are what you might call a “flashy” group, but we are not flashers, at least not that I know of. That is to say nobody has been caught. Of course I am not counting our yearly Mardi Gras celebration, where there is some flashing, but the wholesome, feminine kind. [...]

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