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Posts Tagged ‘sexy girls’


Death of 30 Year Old Caused By Vibrator

Here in the mature offices of The Curmudgeon, we are all adults and childish, prudish attitudes are not tolerated. That’s about the only thing that’s not tolerated. Sometimes these posts lean to the adult, R rated, though they are actually rather tame. Such is this one. Adult oriented, I mean. So if you are easily [...]

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U.S. Navy Building “Sexy Subs” for Hot Chicks

Here in the secretive offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon, it is something like living in a spy thriller, so imagine our maniacal thrill when we learned the U.S. Navy was going to build submarines for hot chicks. It’s just like a James Bond movie, and natch, the subs would belong to SPECTR. But in this [...]

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Hilton’s Brawl With Love Rival: Snack Attack!

Here in the titillated but not aroused offices of The Curmudgeon, we enjoy seeing two women together in “that” way but not in a cat fight. I don’t know why this appeals to so many men. The cat fights, I mean, but I don’t know why the other thing turns men on either. I read [...]

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Fake Big Booty Panties Newest Craze

Here in the callipygian offices of The Curmudgeon, we are appreciative of the female form, all shapes and sizes, and not limited to only desiring one body type. There is much beauty to be seen, if you’d only look with an open mind. There are some men however that have a predictilation toward a large [...]

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In Search of the Elusive Female Whale Tail

Here in the oceanic eco-friendly but not all wet Curmudgeon offices – currently located in the Pacific Northwest with offices over-looking Puget Sound – we have seen our share of spectacular whale tails. Both the beautiful Orca tail, rising above the water with a playful but dangerous slap back onto the water, but also the [...]

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Girls With Muffin Tops Are Still Spilling Over

Here in the expansive but not dilatent offices of The Curmudgeon, we have been most occupied with the notion of “muffin tops.” These are not the muffin tops that you eat (usually) or that they make Seinfield episodes about, but rather the human muffin tops displayed when someone wears a too-tight piece of clothing around [...]

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