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Posts Tagged ‘PETA’


PETA Picks Apart Pudgy Porcine People

Here in the lush digs of The Crusty Curmudgeon, all staff must be animal lovers, and people are encouraged to bring their dogs with them. There is doggie day-care, a dog park and a dog agility course. So you would think we would support PETA. Sometimes, we do, and other times we want to pick [...]

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PETA Wants Amityville House of Meat-Eating Horror

Here in the impetuous offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon, we are often shooting off of figurative mouths about the latest PETA absurdity, with this caveat: we are pro-animal rights. I do not want any more forests to be taken for wood, or the rainforest clear-cut so someone can try to grow potatoes, or any species [...]

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PETA and Punxsutawney Phil Go Shadowboxing

Here in the affable offices of The Curmudgeon, we enjoy an amusing anecdote, a charming custom, and all things homespun. We are in fact, highly agreeable co-workers – as far as co-workers go – and yet there are some employees I would like to change for animatronics, since they appear to be slightly mechanical anyway. [...]

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