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North Carolina School Sold Grades For Cash

By EliKen on Saturday, April 14th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the astute offices of The Curmudgeon, we are, for the most part, an educated mish-mash of personalities and talents. I would suspect that not everyone got the best report cards on their block—their proud mama’s showing the undeniable evidence of the very cards to anyone they could get into a corner—but that matters [...]

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Stop the Presses! Editor Punches Writer in the Kisser

By EliKen on Friday, April 13th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the editorial offices of The Curmudgeon, I have sometimes been know to rant and rave about poor writing executed by a member of the staff. Not too much, but sometimes. Never mind that I am guilty of my own share of mistakes and crappy writing, but I’m the boss. When they become the [...]

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Student Seeks a Personal Assistant: You Need One Too!

By EliKen on Thursday, April 12th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the efficient offices of The Curmudgeon, we get things done. Me, being the boss man—the guy on whom all things depend—have more to do than most people. Well, I do everything actually, but I do sometimes have difficulty finding the time to do the little things required for living in this world, like [...]

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Giant Alien Snakes Attack U.S. Ecosystem

By EliKen on Wednesday, March 21st, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the pet friendly offices of The Curmudgeon, employees are free to bring their dogs to work. The dog must be well-behaved though, and completely non-aggressive to humans or other animals. They must be well-trained and come from the finest prep schools and know which forks go on the left. But nobody has any [...]

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Give Me Back My Damn Kidney!

By EliKen on Monday, March 5th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the din of the Curmudgeon offices, where it may be tumultuous but it ain’t Babel, we’ve been cogitating coconuts over the kidney conundrum, namely that a New York doctor wants the kidney he donated to his wife back as part of their divorce settlement. It’s a familiar story. Man and woman fall in [...]

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