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Stupid America: What is Wrong With the Education System?

By Crusty on Monday, May 14th, 2012 | No Comments

watch?v=zDZFcDGpL4U   Here in the astute offices of The Curmudgeon, our hiring practice gives less attention to education and much attention to creativity. That’s because schools are tailored for one thing, and real life is something else. In fact, the education system in the good old USA has some serious problems, and one of those [...]

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I Expressly Ordered Espresso

By EliKen on Wednesday, May 9th, 2012 | No Comments

“Brewing espresso…unlike other methods of brewing coffee…IS rocket science.” – Knox and Huffaker   The abandoned but not despoiled offices of the Curmudgeon knows no visitors today, as I have remained at my humble abode writing, cleaning, and just poking around. Normally, I would go in on a Sunday—or any day—to write, clean, or just [...]

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Man Shoots At Mouse—Hits Roommate in Chest—Third Roommate Arrested For Rape

By Crusty on Friday, April 20th, 2012 | 3 Comments

  Here in The Crusty Curmudgeon Office of Media Studies, we know a good headline when we see one, but never have we seen one as tempting, as baffling, as curiosity-stoking as the one above. “What in the world?” we wondered, and off we went to read the story, salivating like a dog going after [...]

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Are Teens Having Group Sex Orgy Parties?

By Crusty on Saturday, February 25th, 2012 | No Comments

When Boston University’s School of Public Health released the findings of a new study last week reporting that 1 in 13 teenage girls aged 14-20 years old had been involved in a group-sex experience, journalists jumped on the story and began pumping the information to the public along with attention-grabbing, salacious headlines: The Christian News [...]

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Why Do People Smoke After Sex?

By EliKen on Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 | No Comments

  “Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” – Woody Allen Here in the extravagant offices of the Crusty Curmudgeon, where the walls are thin and the staff is loud, some employees were overheard discussing this titillating topic. I began to ponder, why do people smoke after sex? Apparently we have [...]

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Emo Girls and Scene Girls are Taking Their Funky Clothes Off

By EliKen on Friday, May 6th, 2011 | No Comments

Oh…Hello. Here in the tasteful offices of The Curmudgeon, I am feeling slightly perverted but not depraved. I have been doing research on “Scene Girls” – that’s right, I said research – and…well, I feel a bit like a dirty old man. Of course I am a dirty old man but I don’t want to [...]

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