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PETA Wants Amityville House of Meat-Eating Horror

By EliKen on Thursday, April 12th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the impetuous offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon, we are often shooting off of figurative mouths about the latest PETA absurdity, with this caveat: we are pro-animal rights. I do not want any more forests to be taken for wood, or the rainforest clear-cut so someone can try to grow potatoes, or any species [...]

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PETA and Punxsutawney Phil Go Shadowboxing

By EliKen on Sunday, March 11th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the affable offices of The Curmudgeon, we enjoy an amusing anecdote, a charming custom, and all things homespun. We are in fact, highly agreeable co-workers – as far as co-workers go – and yet there are some employees I would like to change for animatronics, since they appear to be slightly mechanical anyway. [...]

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Killer Whale Kills Trainer

By EliKen on Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 | No Comments

Here in The Crusty Curmudgeon World Headquarters we are very animal rights conscious. That is not to say we are PETA-like, with insane tendencies, but concerned about wildlife just the same. I don’t know how I feel about zoos. Many will argue that zoos are the only way to guarantee a species survives. The truth [...]

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Woman Tapes Shiba Inu Dog to Fridge: Who’s the Bad Bitch?

By EliKen on Saturday, May 7th, 2011 | 1 Comment

Here in the pet-friendly offices of The Curmudgeon, we are pissed off but not ballistic. This item is hot off the news wire, courtesy of the AP: “BOULDER, Colo. (April 16) – Police say a Colorado woman wrapped her boyfriend’s dog in packing tape and stuck the animal upside down to a refrigerator because he [...]

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