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Man Calls 911 After Hooker Doesn’t Deliver

Here in the health conscious offices of The Curmudgeon, we may partake in healthy eating practices, but we are not above a couple of Big Bufords from Rally’s or a bag of sliders—and plenty of ‘em—so it’s not odd to consider that a fellow may have met a woman in a White Castle. What is [...]

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Car Thieves Call 911 On Themselves

Here in the expensively-adorned, thief-worthy offices of The Curmudgeon, we are no strangers to boneheaded burglary attempts. There was the “Spongebob incident,” where a man posing as a singing telegram attempted to smuggle several large paintings out stuffed under his shirt while he sang, “I Shot the Sherrif.” He looked like Spongebob. But this one [...]

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Man Calls 911 After Hooker Doesn’t Deliver

Here in the health conscious offices of The Curmudgeon, we may partake in healthy eating practices, but we are not above a couple of Big Bufords from Rally’s or a bag of sliders—and plenty of ‘em—so it’s not odd to consider that a fellow may have met a woman in a White Castle. What is [...]

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