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“Killer” Squirrel Traps Couple in House

By EliKen on Sunday, May 13th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the animal-loving offices of The Curmudgeon, we have a great respect for other creatures. One notable exception is the common tree squirrel. Oh sure, they’re cute and fuzzy as they prance across your lawn and into the tree, to the branch, to the electric line, to the roof of your house, and then [...]

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Crusty Curmudgeon New Promo Video

By Crusty on Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the modern offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon, we are highly populated with Renaissance people. That is to say, people with many talents and skills. Ergo, we’re branching out into the video genre. For starters, we have made some promo videos just to further spread the word about the site. Hey, we added a [...]

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Woman Beaten for Singing Karaoke

By EliKen on Sunday, April 29th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the tuneful and musical offices of The Curmudgeon, staff members sport iPods, headphones, portable CD players, advanced music systems in every office, and a juke box in the company pub packed with classics and contemporary music. There is even karaoke on Thursday nights, and all are encouraged to get behind the mike and [...]

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Libel on the Internet: Watch Your Mouth!

By EliKen on Thursday, April 26th, 2012 | No Comments

Or is that “watch your fingers?” Nothing scares us around the offices of The Crusty Curmudgeon more than news of “the man” cracking down on the freedom of speech on the Internet. Not that we have ever disparaged anybody. Well, OK, a few celebrities, but they’re famous and they asked for it. But, you never [...]

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African Americans Air-Brushed Out of Movie Poster

By EliKen on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012 | No Comments

  Here in the watch-dog offices of The Curmudgeon, we love to expose misleading and downright criminal advertising. For example, when a soup ad shows a vegetable soup in a bowl that appears to be packed to nearly overflowing, which then turns out to be because they put marbles in the bowl first so the [...]

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Offencive Doc Bottoms Aspray Infomercial For Smelly Butt Banned

By EliKen on Thursday, March 29th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the comfortable confines of The Curmudgeon office, I may publicly state that I detest infomercials, but secretly I admire the “advertising business” side of them, the product ambush on your fears, insecurities, anxieties, too-small or too-large body parts, greed, hopes, and dreams. I have been known to become mesmerized by a particularly good [...]

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Man Tattoos Tot, Penalized to Pokey

By EliKen on Saturday, March 10th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the sharp-witted offices of The Curmudgeon, we are no strangers to tattoos, having written about them and a few of the employees tattooed like something out of Ray Bradbury’s The Illustrated Man. I personally am not a fan of tattoos (being borderline Aichmophobic), and have likened tattoos on a pretty woman to drawing [...]

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Girl Exposing Herself in Sickles High School Yearbook!

By EliKen on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 | No Comments

Here in the snickering but not guffawing offices of The Curmudgeon, we are highly amused at the recent news that a Florida High School girl may have accidentally exposed herself in a yearbook group picture. Her mother is now demanding a recall of the books and a reprint, sans daughter’s naughty bits. The Curmudgeon scrounged [...]

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